42
Days Until Cycle Ends (Never)
0
Seconds Since Last LMFAO
0:69
Until Next Copium Dose
100.0%
Touch Grass Urgency Level
🎯 Choose Your LMFAO-Tier Scam Type 🎯
LMFAO Coin (Literally Just Laughing) 😂 [LEGENDARY]
A cryptocurrency that exists purely for laughs! The only utility is making people LMFAO!
✨ 100% comedy-backed
✨ Laughter mining protocol
✨ ROFL consensus mechanism
✨ Built-in meme generator
Touch Grass Token (IRL Utility Coming Never) 🌱 [GO OUTSIDE]
For the terminally online! Promises real-world utility but requires going outside to use it.
✨ Requires sunlight to activate
✨ GPS verification needed
✨ Anti-basement technology
✨ Fresh air compatibility
Copium-Backed Stablecoin (Pegged to Hopium) 💊 [MEDICAL GRADE]
The most stable coin in crypto! Always maintains its value through industrial-strength denial.
✨ 100% pure copium reserves
✨ Hopium liquidity pools
✨ Denial-proof algorithm
✨ FDA-approved delusion
Definitely Not a Ponzi Scheme Coin (Pinky Promise) 🤞 [TRUST ISSUES]
We pinky promise this is not a Ponzi scheme! The name says it all - definitely not suspicious!
✨ Pinky promise protocol
✨ Cross-my-heart consensus
✨ Scout's honor validation
✨ Trust-me-bro tokenomics
My Dad Works at Crypto Coin (Insider Info) 👨💼 [INSIDER INFO]
Get exclusive insider information because my dad literally works at the crypto factory!
✨ Dad-verified transactions
✨ Insider trading rewards
✨ Nepotism consensus
✨ Family connections API
Number Go Up Technology (NGU Protocol) 📈 [REVOLUTIONARY]
Revolutionary technology that makes numbers go up! No one knows how it works, but it just works!
✨ Proprietary up-only algorithm
✨ Anti-gravity price action
✨ Perpetual motion profits
✨ Infinite growth potential
🏆 LMFAO LEGENDARY LEADERBOARD 🏆
Hall of Fame Comedy Gold
#1😂
LMFAO Coin (ROFL)
$69,420,694.20
∞ Laughing
#2🌱
Touch Grass Token (GRASS)
$0.00
0 (everyone outside)
#3💊
Copium Stablecoin (COPE)
Unstable AF
Everyone in Crypto
#4💎
Diamond Hands Diamond (HANDS)
Unbreakable
Grip = 💯
#5👨💼
My Dad Works at Crypto (DAD)
$420.69M
Insider Trading
#6🤞
Definitely Not Ponzi (DNP)
3.37B
Pinky Promise
#7⚛️
Quantum Rugpull (QRUG)
Schrödinger's $
Maybe Rekt?
#8🏠❌
HODL Until Homeless (HUH)
$0.01
💎🙌 Forever
#9📈
Number Go Up (NGU)
Always ↗️
Revolutionary
#10🚀
Elon Tweet Reactor (ELON)
🐦 Dependent
Tweet Watchers
😂 LMFAO-o-Meter 😂
😂
87% - LMFAO OVERDOSE 💀😂
💊 COPIUM DISPENSER 3000 💊
Industrial Strength Hopium™
⚠️ Side effects: Delusion
😂 INTERACTIVE LMFAO BUTTON 😂
LMFAOs: 0
Getting started...
🎯 LMFAO BUZZWORD BINGO 🎯
Revolutionary
Blockchain
LMFAO
TouchGrass
Copium
Diamond Hands
Paper Brain
NGU Tech
TrustMeBro
WAGMI
Rug Proof
Definitely Not
Jesus God
Holy Grail
Blessed
To The Moon
HODL Strong
Buy The Dip
Quantum Leap
Meta
Marked: 0/20 - Keep marking for LMFAO!
🎰 LMFAO TOKEN GENERATOR 3000 🎰
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⚠️ Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter
💰 LMFAO PROFIT CALCULATOR 9000 💰
LMFAO Gains:
$6942000
69,420% PURE COMEDY! 😂
Realistic Projection:
∞ LMFAO
TO THE LMFAO MOON! 🚀😂
Copium-Adjusted Returns:
$42069420
420,694% HOPIUM BOOST! 💊
Touch Grass Returns:
$0
0% (Go Outside!) 🌱
*LMFAO not financial advice. May cause diamond hands and paper brain syndrome. Touch grass regularly.*
🌟 LMFAO HALL OF FAME TESTIMONIALS 🌟
Verified Comedy Victims
Lost everything but my sense of humor! LMFAO ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
This app made me touch grass for the first time! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Rugged so hard I couldn't stop laughing! LMFAO ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
My copium addiction started here! Would overdose again! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Diamond hands turned into comedy gold hands! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Finally found utility: making people LMFAO! ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐